• Hoff: Say, Pooh, why aren't YOU busy?
• Pooh: Because it's a nice day,
• Hoff: Yes, but——
• Pooh: Why ruin it?
• Hoff: But you could be doing something Important.
• Pooh: I am.
• Hoff: Oh? Doing what?
• Pooh: Listening.
• Hoff: Listening to what?
• Pooh: To the birds. And that squirrel over there.
• Hoff: What are they saying?
• Pooh: That it's a nice day,
• Hoff: But you know that already,
• Pooh: Yes, but it's always good to hear that somebody else thinks so too.
• Hoff: Well, you could be spending your time getting Educated by listening to the Radio, instead.
• Pooh: That thing?
• Hoff: Certainly. How else will you know what's going on in the world?
• Pooh: By going outside.
• Hoff: Er...well...(Click.) Now just listen to this, Pooh.
• Radio: Thirty thousand people were killed today when five jumbo airliners collided over downtown Los Angeles...
• Pooh: What does that tell you about the world?
• Hoff: Hmm. You're right. (Click.)...What are the birds saying now?
• Pooh: That its a nice day.

an-incoherent-mess:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

beyourselfunlessyoucanbeaunicorn:

nocturnalsuicide:

candycanegamer:

maggie-maymcpherson:

klandestinekandle:

scarrinparamour:

spazzysunshine:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING

Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered 

OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH

I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”

NO NO NO NO NO NO

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND

> Squeeeee

oh my GOD YIGFBIERDJGMOPES

I LITERALLY JUST SHIT MYSELF THINKING SOMEONE WAS BEHIND ME……AND I’M AGAINST A WALL. I KEEP THINKING THAT SOMEONE IS TOUCHING MY HEAD AND FREAKING THE FUCK OUT

I through off my headphones when he whispered in my ear

LIFE DOESN’T FEEL REAL ANYMORE

hOLY CRAP

REBLOGGING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE I FELT THE GODDAMN BAG OH MY GOD I FELT IT AHHHHH

i FLIPPED MY SHIT WHEN HE PUT THE BAG OVER THE HEAD BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SUFFOCATE AND THEN WITH THE WHISPER IN THE EAR OHMYLORD

(Source: awesomaticeric)