- Hoff: Say, Pooh, why aren't YOU busy?
- Pooh: Because it's a nice day,
- Hoff: Yes, but——
- Pooh: Why ruin it?
- Hoff: But you could be doing something Important.
- Pooh: I am.
- Hoff: Oh? Doing what?
- Pooh: Listening.
- Hoff: Listening to what?
- Pooh: To the birds. And that squirrel over there.
- Hoff: What are they saying?
- Pooh: That it's a nice day,
- Hoff: But you know that already,
- Pooh: Yes, but it's always good to hear that somebody else thinks so too.
- Hoff: Well, you could be spending your time getting Educated by listening to the Radio, instead.
- Pooh: That thing?
- Hoff: Certainly. How else will you know what's going on in the world?
- Pooh: By going outside.
- Hoff: Er...well...(Click.) Now just listen to this, Pooh.
- Radio: Thirty thousand people were killed today when five jumbo airliners collided over downtown Los Angeles...
- Pooh: What does that tell you about the world?
- Hoff: Hmm. You're right. (Click.)...What are the birds saying now?
- Pooh: That its a nice day.
Keng Lye - Alive without Breath (2013) - Hyperrealistic sea animals created using acrylics and epoxy resin, layer by layer
1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.
THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING
Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered
OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH
I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”
NO NO NO NO NO NO
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND
oh my GOD YIGFBIERDJGMOPES
I LITERALLY JUST SHIT MYSELF THINKING SOMEONE WAS BEHIND ME……AND I’M AGAINST A WALL. I KEEP THINKING THAT SOMEONE IS TOUCHING MY HEAD AND FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
I through off my headphones when he whispered in my ear
LIFE DOESN’T FEEL REAL ANYMORE
REBLOGGING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE I FELT THE GODDAMN BAG OH MY GOD I FELT IT AHHHHH
i FLIPPED MY SHIT WHEN HE PUT THE BAG OVER THE HEAD BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SUFFOCATE AND THEN WITH THE WHISPER IN THE EAR OHMYLORD
This is now my favorite post. Ever.
never forget to wash the butt.
TRY ON A SMALL IT’LL BE FUNNY OMFG
Tested on animals, didn’t fit… lmfaorofl.